Dame Edna Everage Shuns Retirement For Surprise Tour

Dame Edna emerges from retirement to grant an audience to her Australian fans with her new show “Dame Edna My Gorgeous Life”.

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The grand dame of world theatre, Dame Edna Everage, has been forced out of retirement by the demands of her adoring “Precious Possums”, announcing a surprise tour of Australia in September and October.

Tickets to Dame Edna My Gorgeous Life national tour go on sale to the general public at 9am on Thursday 9 May. 

A TEG Dainty pre-sale starts 2pm Wednesday 8 May – register now at www.tegdainty.com 

In a letter to her fans, Dame Edna apologised for upsetting them when she announced her retirement from public life, blaming her manager, “failed actor and attention seeker” Barry Humphries. “One of the reasons I am adored pretty much worldwide is that I’ve always told you the truth; mostly the truth about yourselves, and even sometimes about me,” Dame Edna said.

“However this is an apology. It’s an apology for once telling you a wicked fib: a porkie, a cruel deceitful lie. I told you I had retired. That was a few years ago and when my announcement got around the globe a lot of people ‘freaked out’ to employ a phrase I never use. Some people actually lost the will to live.” 

While every star had to make allowances for minor acts of embezzlement, she said, Humphries had his hand in the till up to his armpit.  

“My new team of advisors said I should close down all my companies, even my charitable foundation Friends of the Prostate, and re-start my career on a clean page,” Dame Edna said. “That’s what I’m doing. That explains my so-called ‘retirement’ and withdrawal from public life. Now I’m reborn, fit as a fiddle, and rid of the leech who tormented me for so long. So, Possums, please do come and say hello to me. It would be lovely to see your faces again.”

Since she first appeared on stage as purple-rinsed Melbourne housewife Mrs Edna Everage, Dame Edna has toured Europe, the US and the Middle East, picking up a Tony Award for the 2000 Broadway production Dame Edna, The Royal Tour and a Tony nomination in 2004 for Back with a Vengeance.   

Dame Edna My Gorgeous Life national tour dates:

CANBERRA
Canberra Theatre Centre
Tuesday 17, Wednesday 18 & Thursday 19 September

SYDNEY
Darling Harbour Theatre, ICC Sydney
Saturday 28, Sunday 29 September & Saturday 5 October

BRISBANE
Concert Hall, QPAC
Tuesday 1 & Wednesday 2 October

ADELAIDE
Adelaide Convention Centre
Wednesday 9 & Thursday 10 October

GEELONG
Deakin’s Costa Hall
Saturday 12 & Sunday 13 October

NEWCASTLE
Civic Theatre
Thursday 17, Friday 18 & Saturday 19 October

MELBOURNE
State Theatre, Arts Centre Melbourne
Wednesday 23, Thursday 24 & Friday 25 October

PERTH
Riverside Theatre, Perth Convention and Exhibition Centre
Wednesday 30 October Tickets to Dame Edna My Gorgeous Life national tour go on sale to the general public at 9am on Thursday 9 May.  A TEG Dainty pre-sale starts 2pm Wednesday 8 May – register now at www.tegdainty.com

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