Ah yes, Karen’s Diner… an infamous, not-so kid-friendly foodie joint that has built its business upon rude staff, handmade burgers and fantastic cocktails.
Coming these April school holidays is something that Karen has mustered up herself- a Kids Club like no other.
It is no surprise that Karen hates selfish little stink-asses (aka. kids to the more sophisticated) and shudders every time they come through the door. However, Karen is smart and she knows that parents will pay to have the little sh*ts entertained for an hour or two during school holidays.
Remember though, it’s not like Disneyland at Karen’s Diner! If you think Karen will be nice to them, you’re wrong, and if you don’t think they can handle it, it’s probably better just to leave them at home.. no one likes a moan.
For just $25 per whinge-bag, parents can get the little snot balls off their back for an hour and a half as Karen takes over! There will be plenty of fun and games as well as a burger and fries included, a Karen’s Diner insult hat and most importantly, they will be taught how to be a real Karen, so really the parents are in for a treat when they get home!
Don’t worry, there will be plenty of fun and games as well as a burger and fries included, a Karen’s Diner insult hat and most importantly, they will be taught how to be a real Karen, so mum and dad, you’re in for a real treat when they get home.
And a PSA for those parents who may be slightly concerned- adults must be present at the diner, so if you’re looking to ditch your kids entirely, I’d suggest dumping them at the IKEA play area instead.
Don’t be afraid to let your kids run rampant or cop an earful while you sit back, relax, and watch Karen and her team deal with your little stinkers themselves.
If you’re reading this wondering why such language has been used to describe your precious little darlings… just a reminder that Karen’s Diner has built its empire on their staff having the all clear to completely roast paying customers- and your kids are no exception.
Event: Karen’s Diner Kids Club
Where: 6 East Terrace, Adelaide SA 5000
When: Between April School Holidays (14th of April to 1st of May)
Tickets: $25
To book this unique experience, enquire in-store or book a table here.
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