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Film Review: Jupiter Ascending

Jupiter Jones ekes out a living as a cleaner until she learns she is an evolved alien of royal nobility and is in line to be earth’s ruler.


JupiterAscendingSince the Matrix trilogy ended, the Wachowski directorial siblings have struck out. Subsequent outings, Speed Racer and Cloud Atlas, became costly flops.

Their latest, Jupiter Ascending will do nothing to arrest their box office curse. Although displaying the creative imagination for which they are renowned, the sci-fi epic quickly falls apart under the weight of endless exposition.

Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) ekes out a living as a cleaner. She meets Caine (Channing Tatum), a warrior tasked to protect her. Whilst explaining Jupiter’s destiny, Caine reveals she is an evolved alien of royal nobility and is in line to be earth’s ruler. Aggrieved is her brother Balem (Eddie Redmayne) who wants Earth for himself. Determined to destroy any interlopers, Balem schemes to eradicate Jupiter from existence, with only Caine’s lethal skills ready to protect her.

Jupiter Ascending is a poorly written and acted film on a grand scale. Whilst the action scenes and CGI are incredible, none of it matters due to a bad script. Chief amongst its flaws is the failure to successfully establish its alien universe. Characters appear without explanation of their function to the story with Jupiter’s role in the cosmic puzzle never clearly defined. It doesn’t help that her character is reduced to a helpless screamer making her claims to nobility laughable.

Kunis’ performance as Jupiter is as equally appalling as her co-stars. Saddled with an unfocussed story, the actors follow suit by never fully realising their character’s potential. The Wachowski’s appear so enraptured with the dazzling CGI they forgot about telling a gripping tale. It all looks very pretty with plenty of gadgets confirming ideas for a toy-line which must have passed the Wachowski’s gaze.

A disappointing effort, Jupiter Ascending quickly goes nowhere. The Wachowski’s can and have done better. Hopefully they can rediscover their storytelling mojo matching their visual flair for space-age pyrotechnics.

Reviewed by Patrick Moore
Twitter: @PatrickMoore14

Rating out of 10: 3


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