Adelaide Fringe

Fringe Review: Wank Bank Masterclass

Wank Bank Masterclass: says it all really!!

Presented by Rural Ranga
Reviewed 7 March 2017

There are many questions I never imagined asking myself. Right at the top of the list is: How do you write a review about pleasuring the penis? Answer: very carefully.

Wank Bank Masterclass is more or less what it sounds like – a masterclass on wanking! And believe it or not, it is very interesting and very entertaining (the show, that it).

Adam Seymour (aka the Rural Ranga – because he’s from the country and is a redhead) is our Master Wanker (in the nicest sense). He started his career as an artist and secured a job at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City and in order to survive in the most expensive city in the world and supplement his meagre earnings, became expert in what is probably best described as ‘sexual massage’.

Seymour shares with us, and demonstrates, many ‘hand’y ‘tips’ on how to relax and excite THAT appendage of the male anatomy. It’s all perfectly safe, with no-one, rubber balls, carrots or cucumbers being harmed or maimed during the production. Seymour is very funny and knowledgable.

If you have the broadest of broad minds, Wank Bank Masterclass is a definite learning experience, and fun way to spend an hour – and a very definite new way to make friends.

Ladies, don’t worry, your pleasures have not been left out this Fringe. There is a female version, Pussy Play, also playing in the Garden of Unearthly Delights.

Reviewed by Brian Godfrey
Twitter: @briangods

Rating out of 5: 4.5

Venue: Garden of Unearthly Delights – Campanile
Season: Until 18 March 2017
Duration: 60 mins
Tickets:  $20 – $30
Bookings: https://www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/wank-bank-masterclass

 

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