If you’ve ever sat down and enjoyed the witty entertainment that was dished out in the cult classic, Plonk (available on Stan for repeat enjoyment), you’ll be well aware of Chris Taylor, of The Chaser fame, and his ability to turn any conversation about wine into a memorable experience.
Well he’s continued his amazing tongue-in-cheek education of the good drop, this time giving us a guide for matching the right wine with your disappointing child.
Parenting is hard. We all know that, and no-one knows it better than Chris, who’s never had kids.
Some golden nuggets from the guide include what to drink when your child is bullying other kids at school, what to drink when your child has been kidnapped, and what to drink when your child does a massive poo in the supermarket. All drink-worthy occasions, no?
Best of all, you can not only read up on their website for these handy tips, but there’s a whole damn mag – called The Official Guide To Bad Parenting – which is available just in time for Mother’s Day.
This gem includes: