There’s Now Gin You Can Spread On Your Toast

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so set your alarm for gin o’clock, because this spreadable gin is the newest way to kickstart your day.

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You’ve heard of coriander gin, a gin jungle, gin-soaked cabaret, and gin cheese, but nothing could prepare you for what is perhaps the best invention to ever grace the world…

Spreadable Gin.

Can we get a hell yes?!

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so set your alarm for gin o’clock, because this spreadable gin is the newest way to kickstart your day.

Wait, what exactly is it? I hear you ask. It’s a booze-infused preserve — a gin and tonic marmalade. You can spread it, drink it, bake with it, or eat it straight out of the jar (no judgement here).

The alcohol is cooked off during the creation process, so you’ll be safe from a hangover no matter how much you eat, and it’s suitable for vegetarians.

We’d like to propose a toast… smothered with Spreadable Gin.

No longer confined to a cut glass tumbler mixed up with tonic water; our booze-infused preserve is one seriously versatile gourmet ingredient — spread it, drink it, bake with it, or gobble it straight out of the jar.

You can get yourself a jar of deliciousness for $29.95 right here!

You’re welcome.

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