Does Your Dad Have The Ultimate Dad Joke?

Dad jokes. You don’t want to laugh but you just have to… So bad that they are good! Does your dad have a cracking dad joke? Well it could win him a great prize…

Father and daughter at beach smiling

With Father’s Day fast approaching, online gourmet food retailer has teamed up with Take 5 to celebrate what we all love about our dads – their jokes!

“Dad jokes are so bad they’re good, and we want to name and fame the best one in Australia,” said James Stewart, CEO of

The winner will receive the ultimate prize for any dad; a gourmet meat pack from, a Gasmate Specialist Deluxe Series II 4 Burner BBQ and a copy of Dan Churchill’s cook book DudeFood.

“Good food is no joke for us, so we only find it appropriate to award the best dad joke with the ultimate gourmet experience,” Stewart said.

The winning joke will also be featured in Australia’s leading weekly magazine, Take 5.

“Our readers love a giggle, so we can’t wait to crown a winner,” said Paul Merrill, editor-in-chief of Take 5

MasterChef alumnus and chef Dan Churchill is also part of the jury, and will help judge the funniest dad joke in Australia.

“I love dad jokes, and have a soft spot for food related ones – but I will try to be as unbiased as I possibly can,” he said.

Here are some of the best South Australian entries so far:

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Ouch Adam, Adelaide

What did Baby Corn say to Ma Corn…? Where is Pop Corn! Nicole, Krondorf

What time should you go to the dentist? 2:30 (tooth hurty) Lorraine, Aberfoyle Park

What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Caesar salad. Tracy, One Tree Hill

What do you call a teddy bear with no ears? A teddy b. Sasha, Mitcham

What do you call an Irishman on your verandah? Paddy O’Furniture (patio furniture) Julie, Jumbuk,

What kind of bees like milk? Boobies. Alana, Clearview

You know when you’re getting old? When your back goes out more than you do. Joe, Golden Grove

Did you catch the huge cheese factory explosion? There wasn’t much left but de Brie. Jeremy, Port Adelaide

Entry is simple, just jump onto and share your best dad joke for your chance to win. Entries close September 28.

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